Ninety percent of alleged UFO sightings can be easily explained as falling meteors, swamp-gas reflections, or doughy orbs hurled into orbit by Herculean pizza makers. Enjoy earthbound eats with today’s deal: for $6, you get a large one-topping pizza at This Guy’s Pizza in Johnston (up to an $11.74 value including tax). Customers may add toppings or upgrade to premium toppings for an additional fee.
The affable staff of This Guy’s Pizza ushers parades of mozzarella-haloed pizza pies to the gaping gullets of yearning patrons. Veteran crust cutters decorate a regular or thin-crust canvas with red sauce, white sauce, or a paint-by-numbers combination of the two. Then pies are adorned with an included topping from hordes of fast-talking meatballs, broccoli bouquets, glimmering pepperoni, or 1 of 13 other available toppings. After emerging sufficiently crisp and bubbly from pizza infernos, pies are deposited to customers' tables or hands by sliding down This Guy's in-store rainbow arc.
Although this Guy's Pizza offers a college-student discount, this Groupon still provides the best deal.
80 Greenville Ave.
Johnston, Rhode Island 02919