What You'll Get
In addition to the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's deal: for $35, you get a one-hour massage (a $74 value) at Thomas Lovell Massage Therapy, located in Complete Chiropractic Centre.
Thomas Lovell unscrunches squashed musculoskeletal systems with advanced therapeutic massage techniques focused on relaxation and injury rehabilitation. With sports-therapy experience—including three years undoing bone-crunching hockey collisions for the Windsor Spitfires—Lovell kneads out the kinks created by vigorous and abrupt activity such as manual labour, vehicle accidents, and wrestling boa constrictors. Every session of beneficial unbending begins with a consultation to assess the client's needs, measure muscle length, and appropriately tailor a unique regimen.
During the 60-minute massage, Lovell will employ a variety of massage modalities to uncurl the toughest of muscle corkscrews and tranquilize the tensest of minds. Depending on the state of each person's body banes, self-administered techniques such as stretching, heat or cold therapy, or advanced monkey-bar swings may be recommended. Lovell is also happy to refer clients who'd like to receive extra care to a network of physiotherapists, chiropractors, and athletic trainers.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 18, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.