A cigar is a sign of opulence, like a toilet full of diamonds or a topiary garden full of toilets full of diamonds. Live the good life with today's Groupon: for $12, you get $25 worth of cigars and accessories in-store at Thompson Cigar Retail Outlet.

Since it was founded in Key West in 1915, Thompson Cigar Company has been selling a wide range of smoking accessories and high-quality cigars. The Don Rafael Robusto sampler ($19.95) provides two apiece of Connecticut, Madura, Sumatra, and Sun Gown mild- to medium-bodied cigars with a sweet, nut-like flavor. Customers can opt for the Ultimate Dominican Robusto sampler ($62.95), a selection of smoke sticks ranging from light to full-bodied in flavor and gussied up in wrappers from around the globe. The cutter double guillotine ($13.95) is fashioned from high-grade stainless steel, comes encased in soft rubber, and slices through cigars like a chainsaw through a trough of hot buttered rum. The 4 Coins humidor with matching ashtray ($59.95) comfortably houses precious cigars in a spanish-cedar lining equipped with rectangle humidifier, analog hygrometer, and more.