Like vengeful babies, cars are cursed with the inability to tell their owners when they are soiled, often resulting in peeling paint, rusty rims, and embarrassing rashes. Seek the intervention of a car-whisperer with today's deal: for $7, you get a special wash (a $15 value) at Thunderbird Auto Wash in West Chester.

Roll into Thunderbird Auto Wash and pamper your petrol-propelled grocery hauler with a thorough automated wash that blasts away grime and stork nests wedged in wheel wells. Each special wash includes a full-service cleaning consisting of an exterior wash, interior vacuuming, rattlesnake removal, window washing, door jamb wiping, and a hand dry. An ultra-shine clear-coat polish adds a twinkle to the hood, while an air freshener keeps your horseless carriage smelling fresh without cramming an entire orange orchard into the back seat. While Thunderbird works its magic, customers can enjoy free WiFi in the clean and comfy waiting area.

Most people wait until their car develops its own ecosystem before deciding it's time to clean. Let the Thunderbird Auto Wash staff, with their years of detailing experience and knowledge of the latest techniques, wade into the mess to give your car a better cleaning job than you could give it. You never know when you might have to drive your boss to an across-town meeting. Today's deal eliminates the need for constant apology on your unexpected drive; instead, let your passengers apologize to you.