If left to its own devices, a house will forswear bathing, fill its interior with half-chewed Doritos, and refuse to clean up after its dust bunnies. Show your home who's boss with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get a basic housecleaning package from Tidy Home Cleaning Service, which serves homes within 20 miles of Constantine (a $60 value).
Tidy Home Cleaning Service keeps abodes in apple-pie order with an array of tidying services. Housecleaning teams whip rooms into shape during 1- to 2-hour cleanings, targeting surfaces high and low in the kitchen, bathrooms, bedrooms, and living room. Countertops and appliances are cleaned and disinfected; floors are vacuumed, swept, and mopped; and glass is cleaned on all doors and Swarovski-plated microwaves. Today's Groupon is good for up to 1,800 square feet of cleaning, ideal in preparation for upcoming houseguests or following visits of the Tasmanian Devil.