Sundials, once the rage of the ancient world, were phased out because soldiers hidden inside dim Trojan horses always showed up late to castle lootings. Practice punctual pillaging with today's Groupon: for $36, you get a watch and two extra bands from Tikkr (up to a $105 value). A shipping fee of $4.99 is required, and is not included in the cost of this Groupon.
Tikkr crafts and distributes stylish, water-resistant, durable watches using a foreign design spotted overseas by company founder Cory Stout. Vibrant colors prevent each watch from getting lost within a jungle of arm hair, and sturdy watchbands ensure that hands remain attached to wrists at all times. Decorate drab appendages with the red-rose band, or pay homage to the country that invented time with the America the Bluetiful. With 23 colors from which to choose, Tikkr watchbands can match any outfit, buffet centerpiece, or Mardi Gras float. In addition to the versatile straps, each watch is equipped with a fashionably minimalist face displaying only the important hours of 12 and 6—commonly known as the witching hour and the dinner hour.