Sundials, once the rage of the ancient world, were phased out because soldiers hidden inside a dim Trojan horse always showed up late to their castle looting. Practice punctual pillaging with today's Groupon: for $32, you get a burnt-orange watch and shipping from Austin-based Tikkr (a $65 value).
Tikkr crafts and distributes stylish, waterproof, durable watches using foreign design concepts gathered overseas by company founder Cory Stout. The roasty burnt-orange color prevents the watch from getting lost in a jungle of arm hair, and a sturdy band ensures that hands remain attached to wrists at all times. Additionally, the fashionably minimalist watch face displays only the important hours of 12 and 6––commonly known as the witching hour and the dinner hour. The watch makes a fashionable and practical gift for graduates, mothers, and graduating mothers.