The best coffee beans are grown in the centre of the earth, but the farmer who dares to harvest them must overcome the infamous Lava Twins, infinite negative gravity, and his commitment issues. Grind the best beans growing above ground with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of coffee, sandwiches, and other café fare at Timothy's Café on Corydon Avenue.

Timothy's Café serves fair-trade), custom-roasted coffee, espresso, and tea alongside an oven-fresh café menu. Conquer caffeine cravings with a large coffee ($2.60)—Timothy's offers more than 40 types of perfectly roasted beans and blends, such as the mild breakfast blend flavoured by Costa Rican beans, or a dark roast Rainforest Espresso, a 100 per cent Rainforest Alliance–certified brew grown on a Brazilian family farm. Morning risers can combine a large café au lait ($4.20) with a muffin ($1.68) from Timothy's bakery for a mobile breakfast, and noontime diners can partake of a gourmet sandwich, such as the Madras chicken, providing the energy and nourishment needed for a decade-spanning Degrassi marathon streamed over the free WiFi ($4.99).