What You'll Get
If left to its own devices, a house will forswear bathing, fill its interior with half-chewed Doritos, and refuse to clean up after its dust bunnies. Show your home who's boss with today’s Groupon: for $49, you get $125 worth of cleaning services from Tina's Touch Cleaning Services, which services the San Antonio, Spring Branch, Bulverde, New Braunfels, Canyon Lake, and Boerne areas.
Tina's Touch Cleaning Services' professionally trained staff sweeps, shines, and scrubs habitats with practiced perfection and attention to detail. Although prices vary depending on specific sizes and services, $125 typically yields 90 minutes in an average eight-room house or nine-room tepee. Once two mop masters arrive equipped with their own supplies, they'll set their sights on food-stained crevices and dust-filled corridors in the kitchen. Next, they'll saunter into bathrooms to shine up showers, tubs, and mirrors, as well as peel away shellacked soap scum and toothpaste from countertop surfaces. Then they'll evict loitering dust from living-room furniture, expurgate carpeting and floors, and remove the evidence of grime and unlicensed rodeos from bedrooms, hallways, and stairs. Although Tina's staff members bring their own supplies, they ask that customers provide paper towels and garbage bags, as well as avoid hosting multinational dust-bunny consortiums the night before cleaning.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 6, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Subject to availability. Valid only within San Antonio, Spring Branch, Bulverde, New Braunfels, Canyon Lake, and Boerne. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.