What You'll Get
Your car relies on you to maintain it regularly and not to gun it across any rivers, even if there are free Thickburgers on the opposite bank. Keep your vehicular promises with today's Groupon: for $34, you get a wheel alignment at Tire Mart in Mount Pearl (a $69.95 value, including tax).
The community-focused fixer-upper fetes vehicle owners with comprehensive services and high-quality repair equipment for their tire-laden steeds. Drop off transportation babies and let a trained technician sate the alignment needs of chariot spheres during a 60-minute tune-up, adjusting the wheels' angles until they are parallel to one another and able to engage in equidistant sidelong glances. Alignment benefits the life of tires by keeping them in line and balanced while preventing early grey hairs from appearing on stressed-out, speeding orbs.
Family run for more than 20 years, Tire Mart prides itself on its fiscal responsibility to the customer, its partnership with such renowned car correctors as Michelin and Napa Autopro, and its varied services, such as the Women On Wheels program and electrical installations, which turn sleepy sedans into an all-night disco destination.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 3, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. By appointment only. Must use in 1 visit. Not valid with other offers. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.