Though best known for expanding the limits of human thought, the great philosophers were also ardent proponents of skin treatment—rarely furrowing their brows without first applying a de-furrowing cucumber mask. Wipe out your own philosophical furrows with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a choice of a photofacial (a $300 value), three microdermabrasion treatments (a $225 value), or three Vivté glycolic acid peels (a $298 value) at TLC Laser & Skin Care Center in Oconomowoc.

TLC Laser & Skin Care Center administers a bounty of epidermis-enhancing treatments with the help of a skilled staff and high-quality skincare products. A photofacial rejuvenates the skin, imbuing cranial frontispieces with a more youthful look without the discomfort of strapping a baby to one's forehead. Three microdermabrasion treatments employ a stainless-steel diamond-encrusted wand to slough off dry skin, revealing the fresh, pine-scented layer below. Microdermabrasion can defenestrate wrinkles, acne, and enlarged pores, requiring little to no downtime. Clients can also opt for three glycolic acid peels to exfoliate skin as well as stimulate circulation and collagen production. Postprocedure, skin retains more moisture, fewer wrinkles, and the self-confidence required to shrug off the torso's passive-aggressive jabs.

After passing through the door or diving headfirst through the storefront window, brace for a greeting from an experienced staff of wide-smiling specialists. Relax and soak in the center's soothing surrounds of earthy tones and lustrous finishes before melting away blemishes into a disposable puddle of bee-luring face nectar.