Unbeknownst to many, squirrels are actually the rulers of the world, allowing their human subjects to spend their days supplying the kingdom with outdoor furnishings and tasty popcorn tributes. Gain the favor of back yard barons with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get $225 worth of outdoor merchandise at Today’s Patio. This offer is valid at Today’s Patio's five locations in and around Phoenix, and the newest location in Tucson.
Today’s Patio carries a vast assortment of outdoor furniture, accessories, patio umbrellas, and seasonal items to properly festoon yards and porches. Cover-needy customers can shade themselves with a 9’ sesame market umbrella ($199), or swathe sun drenched seats with a 54” round table & chairs cover ($77.99), providing loving protection from the elements and clever covering from nearsighted thieving yetis. Utilizing gears, motors, and dozens of electronic sundials, the double faced hanging wall clock ($189) helps homeowners stay abreast of the time and ensures avian youth homes never miss a worm loaf Thursday meal again.
Though most of Today’s Patio's stock may be purchased with today’s Groupon, the deal is not valid for Weber products, pool supplies, chemicals, cleaners, parts, delivery fees, or service fees.
While reviews are still growing for all locations of Today's Patio, Casual Living profiled the business:
- Today's Patio has three designers who visit homes to take measurements and offer advice about outdoor design. Employees may spend an hour and a half on the phone explaining products to consumers. – Cinde W. Ingram, Casual Living