What You'll Get
Yellow teeth indicate an addiction to smoking cigarettes, drinking coffee, or swishing with butter. I can't believe it's not toothpaste with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a Zoom2 whitening treatment from Dr. Todd A. Honea in Westover (a $375 value). The treatment includes a take-home whitening-touch-up kit.
Dr. Honea harnesses the power of the Zoom2 whitening system to break up stains, banish yellowing, and brighten teeth up to five shades. During the 90-minute session, Dr. Honea bathes clients’ bicuspids in a peroxide gel before switching on an advanced ultraviolet lamp that activates the solution, releasing oxygen and tiny Speedo-wearing strongmen to break the bonds of the stains. Zoom2’s gel formula also contains calcium phosphate to help reduce tooth sensitivity and boost the treatment’s lustrous effects. During the process, patients may get cozy in the cushy dentist's chair, listen to music, or daydream about stunning debate-team archrivals speechless with only a toothy smile.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 3, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy more as gifts. Limit 1/visit. 24hr cancel notice or $35 fee may apply. Must be 18+. New clients only. Valid only for people w/natural teeth. Bonding, caps or crowns may need to be changed for new colors. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.