Sustained love and attention helps cars run more smoothly, which is why many auto owners spell out Shakespearean love sonnets on their autos' dusty hoods. Show your love in a language your car understands with today's Groupon: for $30, you get an oil change, tire rotation, car wash, and multipoint inspection at Todd Archer Hyundai in Bellevue (a $70 value).

The experienced car coddlers at Todd Archer Hyundai drain and replace the liquid lifeblood of most auto makes and models during a 30-minute oil-change package. After auto ardents lubricate the parched car's desert-dry throat with up to 6 quarts of oil, they'll rotate its tires to even out wear and tear on its wheels and minimize bickering between tires about which bridge to take to get to the airport. Then, a car wash expels stubborn dirt and debris to leave the chassis beaming and shining. Finally, the mechanics comb the car in a complimentary multipoint inspection to confirm that it's a safe, highway-worthy vehicle and not just a horse and buggy with an AM/FM radio taped to the harness.