In addition to experiencing the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's Groupon: for $40, you get a one-hour massage (an $80 value) at Tone Massage Therapy on Quadra Street.
Tone Massage Therapy's registered massage therapists strive to soothe and restore weary muscles using an array of flesh-kneading techniques. In a deep-tissue massage, nurturing hands bring strong strokes and assertive pressure to knots lurking deep within sinews and tendons, where they sow the seeds of pain, discomfort, and subcutaneous soybeans. The relaxation massage is a gentle pampering treatment set in a warm, quiet room with soft music and dimmed lights. Athletes can benefit from a sports massage, intended to alleviate stress and stiffness accumulated in soft tissues from physical activity and thinking about physical activity, enhancing future performance by increasing range of motion and muscle function. Tone's fleet of caring, professional registered massage therapists can also administer prenatal rubdowns and remedial massages based on the strategic manipulation of pressure points.