Though using quantum-leaping lasers to divide segments of the space-time continuum would theoretically capture a slice of life, it could implode the universe. Safely and professionally preserve moments and memories with today's deal: for $69, you get a one-hour photo session and four prints or digital files from Tonee Lawrence Photography (up to a $775 value). Tonee will travel to a location within a 20-mile radius of the Vilonia city limits for your photo shoot. Holiday photo sessions must be scheduled by November 15.

Skilled, passionate shutterbug Tonee Lawrence believes that the best photographs come about when subjects are physically and emotionally at ease. Therefore, she never forces poses, locations, or Edwardian tea hats on her models, but rather stays behind the camera to give earnest moments plenty of room to unfurl. She specializes in photos of children and teens, although she has the artistic camera-firing skills and top-of-the-line equipment to shoot smiles of every age and stage of orthodontia. Today's deal lets you strike a pose with up to five additional friends, family members, or animatronic clones of Bruce Springsteen ($10 for each additional guest beyond six people; sessions last up to one hour). If you worry that organizing a group trip to the studio will be like pulling teeth out of dried concrete, use this Groupon for an on-site shoot at a nearby location (within 20 miles of Vilonia).

When the images are ready, you’ll get to ogle the day's best poses, selecting up to four to be professionally printed on linen-textured paper or handed over as digital files (or a combination of both). Available print sizes include 8"x10", 5"x7", 4"x6", and wallet-size, and Tonee features a convenient online ordering gallery. Visit Tonee's Groupon FAQ page for more information about your photo package and to learn about additional Groupon-only discounts.

Additional $100 fee for on-location shoots outside of a 20-mile radius of Vilonia. Not valid for boudoir, pet, wedding, or event photo shoots.