Hungry stomachs are forced to contemplate cooking their own food while our brains are busy plotting ways to make Hollywood starlets fall in love with our ungainly cousins. Quell an insurgent appetite with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of pizza, subs, burgers, and more at Tony Maloney's Pub and Pizza.
Tony Maloney's extensive menu offers a smorgasbord of dishes that draw inspiration from Irish, Italian, and American flavors. Pizza, a standard stomach stuffer from the boot country, is served up in robust creations such as Freddie's Favorite ($16.99 for 16"), which blends provolone, Hungarian hot peppers, and Italian sausage. Explore the cavernous abyss of the deep dish ($16.95 for 14"), a hearty helping of provolone topped with mushrooms, pepperoni, and onion, then layered with more provolone and blanketed with a crust and homemade sauce. You can try your luck in the land of saints and sailors with a classic corned beef sandwich ($8.25) or fish and chips ($8.99), or escape to the Italian countryside with the breaded chicken or eggplant parmesan ($9.99). Tony Maloney's menu also offers plenty of savory appetizers, salads, wings, subs, and burgers.
Along with daily specials, a full bar, and a beer list that features 16 draught selections, Tony Maloney's offers plenty of space to relax in the casual dining room, sidle up to a bartender with a sudsy brew, or thumb wrestle passing sparrows on the outdoor patio.
Tony Maloney's Pub & Pizza
Tony Maloney's Pub & Pizza bills itself as an Irish pub with an Italian kick, and it's easy to see why. Guinness and Smithwick's on draft match with spaghetti and meatballs, linguini alfredo, and ranch potato-skin pizza. There are plenty of American dining options as well, including chicken wings doused in 1 of 19 sauces. The bar itself is a lively place, with sports airing regularly on overhead TVs and special events taking place on Saint Patrick's Day, New Year's Eve, and Sean Connery's birthday.