What You'll Get
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, which is why every time a human attempts to fly, a bird attempts to drive a stick shift. Engage in one of the primary mandates of physics with today’s Groupon to Top Gun Parasailing in Hollywood. Choose from the following options:
- For $42, you get a parasailing ride for one (an $85 value).
- For $80, you get a parasailing ride for two (a $170 value).
- For $119, you get a parasailing ride for three (a $255 value).<p>
The U.S. Coast Guard–certified captains at Top Gun Parasailing put safety first as they fly guests over crystal-clear Atlantic waves. During 10- to 15-minute flights, an experienced captain revs the engine of a speedboat, toting each guest as he dangles from a billowing, colorful parachute. Wind flows freely through tresses and over exposed toes as airborne guests glide through low-slung clouds and clear blue skies. Thrill-seekers aching to beat the heat can take a short dip as captains slow boats long enough to gently plunge bodies into deep indigo seas, while those longing to stay as dry as a cactus’s sense of humor proceed directly to landing docks. Preflight, guests meet on Hollywood Beach beneath the octagonal shade thrown onto soft white sands by yellow and green beach umbrellas.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 11, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2/person, may buy 1 addl as a gift. Limit 1/visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancel notice reqd. Valid only before 1 pm 12/26–1/1. 450lb combined weight max. Must be 6 or older; under 8 must fly w/ older companion. Must sign waiver; under 17 must have parent of guardian sign liability waiver. Subj to weather. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.