Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Today’s Groupon spares you the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches: for $69, you get up to two hours of home cleaning from two people (up to a $160 value) from Top to Bottom, a vacuum-powered home cleaning crew serving Wichita, Andover, Bel Aire, Park City, and Valley Center.
Top to Bottom's basic cleaning service tackles the dirt, dust, and tiny rug-dwelling civilizations that inhabit all homes, as well as provide specialty cleaning services for the bathroom, kitchen, scullery, larder, or undercroft. The professional life-brighteners at Top to Bottom consult each customer for specific instructions before tackling the issues of each individual room with a deadly mixture of speed and care. The two hours with two team members covers approximately 1500 square feet of dusty house, enough to rustle up a respectable herd of dust bunnies and drive them off into the sunset.
Although most moving objects and inexplicable door closings are blamed on poltergeists, they're actually the result of houses scratching itchy, dust-caked areas. Keep your house's coat shiny, glossy, and clean with today's Groupon to Top to Bottom.