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What You'll Get
Booking your body double a beautifying treatment at a tranquil day spa creates a soundproof alibi for days spent stealing office supplies from the National Guard. Make your stand-in stand out and replace your tape with bazooka putty with today’s Groupon: for $49, you get either an infrared body wrap or a microdermabrasion (each valued at $115) at Total Body Aesthetics on Professional Drive.
A relaxing realm of beauty-enhancing treatments awaits customers at Total Body Aesthetics. While under the stress-melting gaze of a Formostar infrared machine, guests will lose between 900 and 1,400 calories in a 50-minute body-wrap session, which targets fat and toxins, forcing their sweatiness out of skin like bats out of a haunted Victorian omnibus engulfed in flames. Clothing need not be removed during the session; the Formostar imparts its healthy rays right through apparel (light cotton garments are recommended). To reason with rogue wrinkles, opt for the Synergie microdermabrasion, a 20- to 30-minute skin-smoothing session that exfoliates desiccated skull sheathes and improves the blood’s circulatory powers. For optimal smoothness, it’s best to get at least six microdermabrasion treatments, but results will be visible after only one session.
Owner and licensed aesthetician Stephanie Humphries offers her services in an atmosphere free of distractions, chaos, and orderliness masquerading as chaos. Some restrictions may apply for certain health conditions; talk to your physician before calling to schedule an appointment.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 15, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. 24-hr cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. Some health restrictions apply, see your physician. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Total Body Aesthetics
Licensed paramedical aesthetician Stephanie Bell has stayed abreast of technological advances throughout her career, which spans more than a decade. At Total Body Aesthetics, which is celebrating its six-year anniversary at a new location with five studios, she equips clients with HCG diets, Synergy AMS treatments, and Formostar body wraps to help them lose inches and stay fit. To assist with skincare, she buffs and purifies faces with Clarisonic brushes, which pulse at 300 movements per minute, as fast as a Ferrari’s standing heart rate.
Bell balances the clinical feel of high-tech gadgets with the welcoming feel of earthy decor. Private treatment rooms brim with natural light filtering through thatched blinds. Plants add an organic touch, as do thick, sand-colored linens.