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What You'll Get
Due to well-hidden superpowers, Lady Justice can tilt the judicious dishes of her scale to keep the nemesis from whom her life derives meaning alive and thriving. Today’s Groupon restores natural balance with one of three available treatments. For $40, customers can choose from an ionic footbath, a colon hydrotherapy, and a cellulite treatment at Total Body Cleansing Studio. Each treatment includes a 30-minute session in a far-infrared sauna to foster corporeal renewal. Total Body Cleansing Studio’s convenient Midtown location makes it easy for anyone to get help identifying the unusual suspects that routinely raid the body of its youthful appearance and those chicken wings pocketed for later.
As spring cleaning empties closets of unwanted belongings to make room for more-desirable keepsakes, Total Body Cleansing Studio tosses stress, pain, and harmful toxins from your anatomical attic to clear space for health and beauty restoration. Each of the three available treatments benefits the body with a targeted approach. A colon-hydrotherapy treatment clears toxic sediment from the body's delta for smooth sailing and overall colon health. Much like the way to a loved one's stomach is reached through the heart, enhanced organ function can be reached through the feet with an ionic footbath. Naturally charged water cleanses the feet and stimulates the organs for improved liver, kidney, and colon function. To reduce the appearance of cellulite, Total Body's experts use a treatment called Synergie. The powerful FDA-approved treatment feels like a full-body massage while working the outermost layer of fatty deposits. Noticeable cellulite reduction usually occurs after four or five treatments, but today's Groupon can get you started. Professional, licensed staff members, such as holistic-health consultant and registered nurse Holly Hughes, will be happy to help unsure customers decide on the treatment that’s right for them.
After your treatment, a 30-minute session in the far-infrared sauna detoxifies better than ordinary saunas and assists in purifying the body’s largest organ—the epidermis. While most organs would rather stay holed up in their bony homes, your epidermis is always happy to hang out and lets you choose the movie and restaurant. During the half-hour within the sauna, you can burn up to 600 calories while sweating out the entire periodic table, which includes such poisonous elements as arsenic, mercury, and lead. Call ahead to schedule your appointment.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 7, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may purchase multiple as gifts. Must be at least 18 or have parental consent. 24-hour cancellation policy, or Groupon is forfeit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Total Body Cleansing Studio
Total Body Cleansing Studio doesn't want to merely paper over skin and health problems; it wants to address the problems' root causes. That's why the studio emphasizes treatments that are designed to remove toxins from the body, from open-system colon hydrotherapy to far-infrared sauna sessions. Because the treatments, unlike Q-tips, work better when they're bundled together, the center offers half- and full-day detoxification packages as well as 10-week weight-loss programs complete with personalized diet and exercise regimens.