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December 18, 2011
July 4, 2013
What You'll Get
Much like a sofa, the human body can become soft over time and will harbor secret stashes of junk food if not regularly cleansed. Purge your impurities with today's Groupon to Total Body Image, with locations in Mentor and Parma. Choose from the following options:
- For $39, you get a consultation and a colon-hydrotherapy treatment (an $85 value).
- For $65, you get a wellness package (a $160 total value), which includes the following:
- A consultation (a $10 value)
- A colon-hydrotherapy treatment (a $75 value)
- A chi-machine reflexology treatment (a $45 value)
- Infrared-sauna access (a $30 value)
- For $110, you get a consultation and three colon-hydrotherapy treatments (a $235 value).
The certified wellness curators at Total Body Image work to evict freeloading impurities in an effort to prevent ailments including constipation, skin disorders, bloating, and arthritis. During a colon-hydrotherapy treatment, a gentle influx of water flows throughout the bodily labyrinth, working to remove stored bacteria, hopelessly lost barnacles, and other unhealthy buildup clinging to colon walls. Once purged of excess weight, organ systems will be encouraged to return to natural size and function, replenishing themselves with healthy bacteria and nourished cells. During the session, patrons relax in a private room filled with distractions such as television, magazines, and a high-school pep squad chanting rhymed encouragements.
Clients who opt for the wellness package can also work to remove circulatory and lymphatic traffic jams with a session in the chi machine, which moves legs and feet in a swinging motion designed to imitate the movement of a swimming fish. In addition, infrared-sauna sessions raise body temperature with radiant heat, which stimulates sweat glands to help lost toxins and microscopic orienteers find their way out of pores.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 17, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift for 1 colonic hydrotherapy option. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Services are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Total Body Image
The certified wellness curators at Total Body Image work to evict freeloading impurities in an effort to prevent ailments including constipation, skin disorders, bloating, and arthritis. They achieve this through detoxifying holistic treatments such as colon-hydrotherapy that clears out the body's pipe works and infrared-sauna sessions that promote perspiration, thus removing toxins through the pores. To achieve healthy skin and appearances, they also use Endermologie technology to tone it and reduce cellulite, as well as a variety of anti-aging products and facial treatments.