What You'll Get
Much like a sofa, the human body can collect debris over time and will harbor secret stashes of junk food if not regularly cleansed. Purge your impurities with this Groupon.
Choose from Three Options
$99 for three colon-hydrotherapy treatments and one body-fat analysis with a consultation (a $250 value)
$59 for a wellness package (a $170 value)
- Colon-hydrotherapy treatment and body-fat analysis with a consultation
- Chi lymphatic massage
- Infrared-sauna session
$39 for one colon-hydrotherapy treatment and one body-fat analysis with a consultation (a $110 value)
During a colon-hydrotherapy treatment, a gentle influx of water flows throughout the body and works to remove stored bacteria, hopelessly lost barnacles, and other unhealthy buildup clinging to colon walls. The wellness package also works to remove circulatory and lymphatic traffic jams with a session in the chi machine, which moves legs and feet in a swinging motion designed to imitate the movement of a swimming fish. In addition, infrared-sauna sessions raise body temperature with radiant heat, which stimulates sweat glands to help lost toxins and microscopic orienteers find their way out of pores.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires 90 days after purchase. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for option purchased. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required. Consultation required; non-candidates will be refunded. Services must be used by the same person. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Total Body Image
The certified wellness curators at Total Body Image work to evict freeloading impurities in an effort to prevent ailments including constipation, skin disorders, bloating, and arthritis. They achieve this through detoxifying holistic treatments such as colon-hydrotherapy that clears out the body's pipe works and infrared-sauna sessions that promote perspiration, thus removing toxins through the pores. To achieve healthy skin and appearances, they also use Endermologie technology to tone it and reduce cellulite, as well as a variety of anti-aging products and facial treatments.