Two, Three, or Four Hours of Professional Cleaning from Total Cleaner (51% Off)

Washington DC

Value Discount You Save
$120 51% $61
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In a Nutshell

Professional cleaners rid clients’ homes of built-up dust, dirt, and grime so they can come home from work and relax

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires 180 days after purchase. Amount paid never expires. Valid only within 25 miles of zip code 22912. Appointment required, 72-hour advance notice required. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per household. Valid only for option purchased. All goods or services must be used by the same person. Extra fee may apply outside service area. 24-hour cancellation notice required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Choose from Three Options

  • $59 for two hours of house cleaning ($120 value)
  • $79 for three hours of house cleaning ($160 value)
  • $99 for four hours of house cleaning ($200 value)

Dust Mites: Invisible Flesh Eaters

Dust mites exist wherever humans do, eating our shed skin and making our eyes itchy. Read on for more about these tiny garbage disposals.

Dust mites are permanent houseguests, freeloading off of our dead skin cells and making themselves comfortable in our beds. Unlike a distant relative or a persistent vacuum salesman, they’re hard to kick out since they’re nearly impossible to see. Each mite measures about 1/80th of an inch, visible only under the lens of a microscope. Close up, they echo back to something prehistoric. Their eight legs are equipped with suckers and hooks, and their thick bodies seem to be covered in armored plates. In fact, fossil evidence suggests that mites have been on Earth for 400 million years, predating dinosaurs by more than 100 million years. And since that time, they’ve made themselves at home inside damp, dark spaces brimming with dead skin cells, their current favorite homes being carpets, duvets, and pillowcases. Humans make it easy for mites to find food, since we shed about 1.5 million skin flakes every hour.

Although our relationship with mites is partially symbiotic—they do dispose of our biological waste—mites also pose a health threat, especially to children. Their droppings can trigger asthmatic reactions in those with mite allergies, and their terrifying appearance can give any kid with a microscope a new reason to fear the boogeyman under the bed.


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