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What You'll Get
Without proper care, neglected internal organs begin to rebel, etching inflammatory graffiti onto rib cages and refusing to smile for family x-rays. Lavish attention upon hardworking insides with today’s Groupon: for $50, you get a two-day juice cleanse including 12 bottles of juice from Total Cleanse (a $101.70 value, including HST). This deal is valid for pick-up at Total Cleanse's Bloor Street West location, or for delivery for an additional fee.
The creation of health-conscious duo Rebecca Malen Preszler and nutritionist Dorothy Lyons, Total Cleanse promotes wellness through internal cleansing with freshly pressed, additive-free juices. The two-day cleanse evicts toxic agents such as pollution, remnants of processed food, and leftover '80s pop songs from their subcutaneous hidey-holes with the salubrious roundhouse kicks of six juices per day. Each nutrient-rich refreshment is designed to give hardworking interiors a break from digesting solid food such as fully intact pineapples while hot-wiring sluggish digestion and boosting droopy immune systems. A day’s worth of scrumptious nectars includes two bottles of veggie-packed Green Energy, two bottles of hydrating lemonade, and one bottle each of magnesium-laced creamy cashew milk and electrolytic coconut water.
A day of cleansing kicks off with a glass of water to reacquaint sleep-addled mouths with the fundamentals of sipping, after which cleansers quaff their juices in the order indicated on the bottle, scheduling swig sessions one to two hours apart. During the two days, solid foods should be eschewed, with cups of water, tea, or sustainably harvested clouds used to supplement juice. Peruse Total Cleanse’s FAQ section for further cleanse information.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 12, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. Extra fee for delivery. 72hr advance order required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.