What You'll Get
The most secretive body parts are muscles, which hide behind layers of skin and appear only occasionally to help lift cars off trapped kittens. Flex your biceps in the absence of a cat emergency with today's Groupon: for $25, new members get a one-month membership to Total Fitness on Lennox Drive (a $52 value). Since 1998, Total Fitness has offered its members a high-quality workout facility without the vexing volume of membership restrictions typical of most gyms. With a refreshing lack of locked contracts, allowing members to gracefully bow out at any time, the endorphin-peddlers at Total Fitness keep their customers loyal with the most personable equipment and friendliest, shiniest staff possible. Strategically located at the terminus of a dead-end street—to protect gym-goers from sweat suit poachers and the sweet allure of ice cream truck traffic—Total Fitness cajoles beaded brows with a wide range of equipment and highly personable personal trainers (available for an additional cost). Open late into the night on weekdays and from 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. on Saturdays and Sundays, bustling businessmen and hard-working women won't fret over finding time to squat thrust their way to sleeker selves.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 4, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Must activate membership by 7/4/11, membership expires 1 month from activation date. New members only. No cash back. Not valid with other offers. HST included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.