If not for healthy backbones, the spinal cord's nerves would fray and cross, causing signals such as "pick up your foot" to transform into "bite your boss." Prevent workplace embarrassments with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a chiropractic therapy session at Total Health Chiropractic (up to a $389.50 total value). The session includes:
- A consultation (a $25 value)
- Insight Discovery testing (a $40 value)
- Testing report (a $70 value)
- An exam (a $75 value)
- X-rays (if deemed necessary; a $127 value)
- A 45-minute massage (a $52.50 value)
The doctors at Total Health Chiropractic perform comprehensive exams to identify their patients' underlying problems before using therapeutic massage techniques to treat lower-back aches, migraines, and other forms of chronic pain. During the consultation, patients divulge information about their health history and nutritional habits to a responsive medical professional and a novelist desperate for any kind of inspiration. Diagnosis then goes digital at the Insight Discovery Subluxation Station, which delivers useful clinical measurements through tests including a thermal scan, a surface EMG, a range-of-motion scan, and a heart-rate-variability test. Doctors then examine patients for neurological and orthopedic conditions, taking x-rays if necessary. A 45-minute massage blends techniques from sources such as myotherapy, lymphatics drainage, myofascial release, and Bowen therapy to create a smoothie of pain negation. Much like tailored snowpants, therapeutic treatments are suited to the subject as determined by the measurements collected.