What You'll Get
Like a town that was built beneath the ocean so that it wouldn't need a fire department, colon hydrotherapy uses water to eliminate waste. Start afresh with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get a colon hydrotherapy session at Total Health Colon Care, located within the Center for Healing Arts & Massage in Sterling Heights (up to a $60 value).
Total Health Colon Care specializes in helping the body detoxify and prevent the onset of illness and discomfort. During a 45-minute colon-hydrotherapy session held in a private treatment room with a certified colon therapist, a current of filtered, temperature-regulated water flushes the colon to expel waste and built-up toxins. The therapy is intended to eliminate impurities’ access to the bloodstream and thereby ease the work of the lymphatic system. Gentle abdominal massage helps stimulate waste elimination, leading to purification more effective than breathing through a Brita filter.
Though Total Health Colon Care sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 31, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Appointments only available Mon–Fri. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Total Health Colon Care
At Total Health Colon Care, colon therapists take what could be considered a reverse approach to wellness. Rather than treat symptoms after they arise, they use their FDA-registered colon-hydrotherapy equipment to maintain intestinal health and prevent problems before they occur. During treatments––which take approximately 45 minutes—a gentle stream of warm, filtered water is introduced into the colon and, after a brief getting-to-know-you question-and-answer session, gets to work softening and breaking up impacted matter. Paired with light abdominal massage it helps muscles expand and contract. The process helps hasten the colon's natural function and may also help it to better absorb nutrients.
Alongside the center's colon therapists is a team of massage therapists who each have completed at least 600 hours of training. They specialize in a range of styles from gentle relaxation and deep-tissue massage to Hawaiian lomilomi massage, which works with the body’s energies to promote mental clarity––a practice often used on the state’s active volcanoes to keep them from blowing up.