This deal will be open through Sunday, 5/31/09.
Many of us experience chronic headaches, inflammation, fibromyalgia, and other maladies—it’s a sad fact of life. We try to curb the discomfort caused by these ailments with strategies ranging from the pedestrian ‘take lots of aspirin’ and ‘suffer in silence’ to the drastic ‘submit to bloodletting’ and ‘drink excess amounts of Bacardi products’. Unfortunately, many of us find these solutions ineffective and we end up back at square one. Well, put down your swizzle sticks and leeches and check out Groupon’s discount on a three-step bio-detoxification program at Total Health Solutions for just $125—a 69% discount on a $400 value.
Headed up by chiropractic physician Dr. Courtney Conley, Total Health Solutions is located at 320 W. Ohio, Suite 601E, in downtown Chicago. Today’s Groupon will be available on the site all week, so, if need be, call Dr. Conley with questions to decide if bio-detoxification is right for you.
What is bio-detoxification?
It’s an innovative detox program designed by chiropractors and naturopaths who were disappointed with hit-or-miss results when treating chronic disease. Rather than make you take a bunch of extensive, invasive tests on your blood, urine, and other body stuff to determine the underlying causes of your particular health challenges, Dr. Conley—your official bio-detoxificationist—will guide you through a therapy program focusing on supplements and diet.
What would I do during the detox?
- Your initial, 60-minute visit to THS will include a discussion of the first phase of detox, including a dietary review; personal health history; and a physical examining your range of motion, muscle tenderness, and any other health concerns you have.
- You’ll then be ready for phase one, a 10-day, natural, anti-inflammatory process that involves taking supplements and following an organic diet of fruits, vegetables, and protein—no wheat, dairy, or sugar allowed! (THS provides a shopping list of what you can and can’t eat.)
- Phase two, which lasts 10-20 days, starts off with your second visit and involves a full-system, physician-supervised detox as well as a liver, gall bladder, and intestinal flush.
- Finally, your third visit includes another physical (to detect any changes from phase one) and a discussion of phase three, which requires additional supplements. (THS provides a consultation for phase three, but not the supplements.)
Frequent causes of chronic health conditions include: * structural problems * hidden food allergies * chronic inflammation * toxic overload * harmful bacteria * heavy metal toxicity * leaky gut * cell malnourishment * joint damage
Bio-detoxification addresses these issues to get you well again. You have two years to undergo treatment, so you won’t even have to give up rum and leeches right away. Just a note: if you’re on a blood thinner, you have to let the doctor know, otherwise there may be side effects, such as turning into a leech yourself. Get your Groupon!
Near North Side
320 W Ohio St #601e
Chicago, Illinois 60654Get Directions