What You'll Get
Like sheep, homes are totally dependent on their owners, incapable of cleaning themselves or defending against predators yearning to harvest their siding. Give frail abodes a helping hand with today’s Groupon: for $80, you get four hours of cleaning services from Total Home Services (a $160 value). This Groupon is valid for participating areas, which include parts of Essex, Morris, Union, and Somerset counties.
Total Home Services liberates homes from oppressive floor filth, window gunk, and messy messes using eco-friendly products and various services customized to clients’ wishes. With acute attention to detail, these friendly domestic groomers hand-scrub kitchen and bathroom floors, dust light fixtures, and vacuum carpets using their own equipment. Oft-neglected regions of baseboards, door frames, and windowsills receive a loving laving, while easily dirtied refrigerators and microwaves get cleansed from the inside out, preventing old tomato sauce stains from mutating their way up the food chain. Customers can also choose to have their bed linens changed and washed, with Total Home Services focusing its tasks with respect to customer boundaries.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 11, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/household; 1 add'l as a gift. By appt only. 24hr cancellation notice required. Valid only for select areas. Not valid on holiday weeks, moving, or post construction. Includes load/unload and wait time. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.