Like fine marble statues, human bodies must be touched up on a regular basis lest their surfaces dull, their north sides moss, and their forearms fall off. Lavish your life vehicle with today's Groupon: for $70, you get a spa mani-pedi and a one-hour massage at Total Image Salon & Day Spa, in Canyon Lake (a $140 value).

Blissfully removed from the city's bustle and nestled amidst the scenic vistas of Canyon Lake, Total Image Salon & Day Spa treats tired tendons and their owners to therapeutic, beautifying treatments. Start with complimentary tastes of bottled water, wine, cheese, and crackers before settling in for a signature one-hour spa pedicure (a $45 value). Soothing toe and foot treatments are supplemented with the smoothing of calluses, intensive massage, and a foot mask to nourish dry feet and nurture their Kabuki pursuits. Equally exhaustive regaling is bestowed upon hands and fingers in the spa manicure (a $25 value), which revitalizes down-and-out digits and the mitts that house them through an aromatherapy salt-glow exfoliation and a paraffin treatment, which banishes excess dryness.

Lest the body worry that it's been left out of the beneficial babying, a one-hour therapeutic massage (a $70 value) rounds out the day, destressing stiff sets of muscles and kneading knots into circulation-enhancing cinnamon rolls. Total Image's trained staff seeks to enlighten its clients' smarts and spirits by educating them on the services they provide and the products they use, equipping them with the know-how to enjoy their sessions long after they've been administered.