Home washers and dryers are notoriously problematic, tormenting their owners with static shocks, hemorrhaging hues, and leaving slanderous messages in lint. Dodge dirty laundry tactics with today’s Groupon to Total Laundry Services in Destin and Fort Walton. Choose between the following options:
- For $15, you get dry-cleaning for one comforter of any size (up to a $35 value).
- For $15, you get $35 worth of dry-cleaning and laundry services.
The cleaning crew at Total Laundry Services’ dueling outposts champion textilian purity with a gauntlet of washing and dry-cleaning services. Total Laundry Services’ ablution authorities will bathe comforters of all sizes in waterless solvents before folding them into cuddly origami teddy bears. Like other dry-cleaned goods, comforters can pass through the shops' speedy washworks and onto superheroes’ napes within 24 hours Monday–Thursday, or emerge fresh-faced from weekend getaways by 6:00 p.m. on Monday.
Alternatively, clothes horses can pamper loyal little black dresses and recharge limp slacks with rejuvenating dry-clean treatments ($2.75–$12), or stage liquid laundering interventions for a host of household dust junkies, including rugs ($12–$25), blankets ($8–$16), and feather beds ($35). Patrons can purge weighed-down raiment of grass stains and telltale ketchup Rorschach spots with bulk wash-dry-fold triathlons ($1.25/lb.). Those with time or grime constraints can opt for upgrades to six-hour express lavage (up to $2/lb.) or swish away dingy doldrums with infusions of bleach and fabric softener for an additional fee.