What You'll Get
If a man's house is his kingdom, then dust bunnies are the crown's conspiratorial usurpers. Snuff out unsanitary uprisings with today's Groupon: for $65, you get either five rooms of carpet steam cleaning or a detail cleaning for five household common areas from Total Quality Cleaners (a $149 value). This deal can only be redeemed for residences within 30 miles of Philadelphia.
Armed with advanced cleaning equipment, the sanitation techs from Total Quality Cleaners comb through unkempt residences, evicting agents of domestic disrepair and leaving behind a sparkling, spotless domicile. During the five-room carpet cleaning, Total Quality's ace cleaners unleash a three-pronged attack on dingy floor furs, first vacuuming up loitering dust, then loosening the hold of carpet stains with a spraying solution, and finally enlisting a powerful steam cleaner to penetrate into floor fibers and uproot deep-seated stains, ground-in soil, and fossilized cheetos crumbs.
The detail cleaning sets sanitizers to work on five pre-fixed, heavily trafficked quarters. Dirt banishers will prepare the living room and dining room for upcoming full-contact bingo tournaments by thoroughly dusting, vacuuming, and wiping the baseboards before primping the interior and exterior of each kitchen appliance, wiping down countertops, and sweeping and mopping kitchen floors. The package also offers refurbishment of one full bathroom and one half bathroom, which includes holistic disinfection; vanquishing scum from all sinks, tubs, and showers; sweeping and mopping the floors; and lecturing ill-mannered rubber duckies on proper bathroom etiquette.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for interior windows. Not valid for furniture moving. Valid only within 30mi of Philadelphia. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Total Quality Cleaners
For 10 years, Total Quality Cleaners' fully insured cleaners have been sprucing up homes and carpets with attentive eyes for detail. A secure key-holding service allows homeowners to leave for work or marching-band practice and return to pristine living spaces that have been cleaned to their exact specifications, outlined in preservice consultations. Total Quality Cleaners' dirt busters can arrive for regular scheduled visits or one-time deep cleanings, and all services are backed by a 100 percent satisfaction guarantee should the living space scrub down fail to meet expectations.