What You'll Get
Like a potato, if the human body is not properly mashed and moisturized, it will never be used for anything more than a science-project battery. Make sure your body is properly fluffed and buttered with today's soothing Groupon: for $58, you get an hour-long Royal East West massage (a $116 value) at Touch of Asia.
The 60-minute Royal East West massage uses herbal compresses imported from Thailand to soothe sore muscles, relieve physical tension, and melt stress into a puddle of biodegradable papier-mâché. One of Touch of Asia's licensed, certified therapists will apply the steamy compresses directly to your skin, warming your postureplace while arresting delinquent muscles in rundown parts of town. Stressed backs will swoon in euphoric bliss as knots, spine tangles, and pains melt like Frosted Flakes drowned in milk.
Touch of Asia sources its sanity-saving techniques from countries all over Asia, but it emphasizes Thai treatments. Like a twinkling piece of sea glass, Thailand's time-tested recipes for stress relief have been honed and polished through centuries of use. Count on the treatments to annihilate stress, and count on the comfortable and exotic ambience to alleviate desires to swim in pools of rice noodles. Call ahead to schedule an appointment any day of the week.
New clients only.
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- Without my saying a word, she was able to gauge precisely how far to push or pull to attain a maximum stretch while avoiding injury and pain. My job was simply to inhale prior to a stretch and exhale during it. I didn't have to move a muscle, at least not voluntarily. It felt fabulous. – Dana Scarton, Washington Post
- The therapists are experienced and always adjust their sessions to the comfort of the client. – Raquel L., Yelp
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 28, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. Limit 1 per visit. New clients only. Reservation required. 24-hour cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.