Before limousines, stylish transportation was seldom appreciated; Winston Churchill's triple-length toboggan was often derided by the press, as were the jumbo-sized horses than Napoleon rode, which made him appear oddly small. Enjoy oversized luxury with today's Groupon: for $135, you get a three-hour limo ride in an eight-passenger stretch limousine from Touch of Class Limo Service (a $293.25 value).

Touch of Class has chauffeured carbon-based lifeforms for more than 20 years and was ranked one of the best limousine services this year by Fresno Magazine. Summon a glamorous land-ferry with room enough for you and seven body doubles, then chart a course to anywhere in Fresno, Clovis, or Madera. Arrive in style at your favorite downtown club or Dungeons & Dragons session in a Lincoln Town Car or Cadillac DTS Super-Stretch limo. Both come equipped with wraparound leather seats, as well as a flat-panel TV and sound system to show your parents' wedding videos on. Ride for three hours or combine two Groupons to meet the limousine company's next mininimum of six hours. Buyers must pay a 15% gratuity out of pocket.