What You'll Get
Inaccessible to the hands, back musculature often falls prey to freeloading "kick me" signs and hitchhiking parrots. Liberate a beleaguered back with today's Groupon to The Touch of Tranquility. Choose between the following options:
- For $50, you get a two-hour Swedish relaxation massage (a $110 value).
- For $25, you get a one-hour Swedish relaxation massage (a $55 value).
The Touch of Tranquility's certified massage therapist uses numerous massage styles to target a multitude of corporeal conundrums within an atmosphere of serenity and warmth. During a one- or two-hour Swedish relaxation massage, patrons experience the kneading, tapping, and long, fluid strokes of fingers fluent in Norse gesturing. The massage increases the body’s circulation and helps release imprisoned toxins, allowing them to leave the body, rejoin their families, and apply for grad school. The salon's muscle master applies unscented jojoba oil or lotion while clients float toward relaxation on a heated massage table wrapped in fresh, clean linens. Softly lit and infused with calm music, the clean, peaceful setting creates an ideal environment for shedding the stress of the outside world and the frustrations of recent map-folding failures.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 15, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person for 1hr massage option. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift for 2hr option. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.