After a long day of besieging steppe settlements, the Mongol hordes liked to kick back with a vigorous massage, a copy of the Daily Khan, and a nice warm glass of fermented yak's milk. Conquer your own serenity with today’s Groupon at Touch on West Mission. Choose between the following options:
- For $37, you get a one-hour Touch massage (a $75 value).
- For $42, you get a one-hour custom facial (a $85 value).
Touch's indulgent, body-pampering services are augmented by tranquil environs adorned with greenery and a calming fountain. During the Touch massage, a master muscle-manipulator soothes sore spots with vegan massage cream using long, flowing strokes. The one-hour treatment, infused with heavenly aromatherapy, can improve circulation and ease muscle tension, leaving bodies feeling looser than a yoga-practicing baby tooth.
The custom Santa Barbara facial places faces in the hands of an expert aesthetician for 60 blissful minutes as she cleanses and steams the visage before exfoliating away expired skin with enzymes. Extractions banish dirt and unfinished love poems from pores, and an antioxidant mask floods countenances with nutrients. Preservative-free Image Skincare tonics tone and hydrate epidermises, leaving skin glowing like a Lite Brite in a mason jar. The treatment includes a fragrant aromatherapy massage for the face, neck, and décolletage. Touch's treatments take place in private rooms lavished in soothing yellow paint, floral curtains, and lush, non-sentient potted plants.