What You'll Get
The invention of the horseless carriage revolutionized transportation and forced horses to settle for jobs as professional carousel riders. Keep cars running and horses standing with today's Groupon: for $20, you get an express oil change including a 15-point inspection and tire-pressure check at Tower Chrysler Dodge Jeep Ram (a $70 value).
Tower Chrysler Dodge Jeep Ram has serviced Calgary's vehicles for 40 years, relying on a team of manufacturer-trained and certified technicians to perform maintenance and mendings such as the express lane oil change. In about 30 minutes, mechanics reinvigorate engines' cardiovascular systems with a transfusion of up to five litres of conventional oil including a new filter to strain out sludge and road rage expletives. The oil change includes a 15-point inspection that visually investigates brakes, checks that windshield wipers are properly functioning and in season-ready shape, and tops off coolant, wiper washer fluid, transmission fluid, and brake fluid. Before rolling off onto the open road or nearest car show catwalk, a tire-pressure check makes sure tread patterns are wearing evenly.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 24, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Extra fee for synthetic oil and disposal. Drop-ins only from 8-5PM Monday-Friday and 9-3PM on Saturdays. Not valid for diesel engines. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.