Knowing how to dance, like owning a handkerchief, being good at archery, and resisting the urge to draw mustaches on babies, is a mark of a true gentleman. Appear more dignified with today's Groupon to Toyman Arts & Entertainment. Choose between the following options:

• For $40, you get two tickets to the adult prom event in Crossroads (an $80 value).
• For $80, you get two private, one-hour couples dance classes at Toyman's studio in Westport (a $160 value).

Staffed by veteran dancers, Toyman introduces prospective prancers to the ins and outs of an array of Latin dances. Three trained instructors, who perfected their craft at a variety of studios and theaters, lead students in rhythmic explorations of salsa, merengue, cha-cha, and other festive steps. Couples dance classes can prepare brides and grooms for magical matrimonial displays of elegance or help long-time spouses one-up their foxtrotting neighbors and Charlestoning children.

Toe-tappers looking to apply their skills can attend Toyman’s adult prom, where grownups can relive the magic of special teenage moments without the menace of bullies, the hassle of curfews, or the anxiety that someone might spike the punch with a different flavor of punch. Among the comfortably light tones and illuminated windows of Toyman's studios, the event will offer attendees a bar, catering, and dancing, as well as a socially acceptable environment in which to sport puffy sleeves and pastel leisure suits.