Your car relies on you to maintain it regularly and not to gun it across any rivers, even if there are free Thickburgers on the opposite bank. Keep your vehicular promises with today's Groupon: for $15, you get an oil change with a tire rotation and brake inspection (a $56.95 value) and car wash (a $20 value) at Toyota of Hollywood (a $76.95 total value).

With more than 30 years of experience under its automotive belt, Toyota of Hollywood and its staff of T-Ten-certified technicians refurbish roadcraft and improve their lifespans. A diligent mechanic will inspect the brakes of any make or model to ensure that cars are capable of stopping on a dime or any other pocket change. Next, engine innards are cleansed of old oil leftovers and poured a fresh internal-combustion cocktail (synthetic oil is an additional $6.25/qt.), followed by a tire rotation to encourage even tread wear. The pampering session concludes with a hand wash, eliminating gook, grime, and spring break tattoos.