What You'll Get
Hair is like detailed knowledge of X-Files plotlines—though extremely useful, revealing too much of it in the wrong place can sink your social life. Today's deal abducts rogue hairs with technology invented by a shadowy group of elites known only as the Syndicate: for $99, you get three laser hair-removal treatments at Trace Skin Care, located in Green Hills (up to a $750 value). This Groupon can be used toward three fuzz-nullifying treatments on the following areas: the upper lip (a $375 value), chin ($375), ears ($240), sideburns ($525), neck ($600), areolae ($240), underarms ($600), toes ($240), navel ($300), or bikini line ($750).
Experienced and passionate for her craft, certified nurse practitioner and Trace's founder and follicle-buster, Tracey Harris, employs the Cynosure Apogee Elite Laser to terminate undesired hairs quickly and safely. Good for all skin types and tones, the machine's robust yet gentle light innocently passes through the skin to directly infiltrate follicles, creating long-lasting hairlessness. After the treatment, Harris draws from her vat of knowledge to educate each client on post-procedure skincare, including advice for future treatments of newly polished pelts.
Trace houses its laser in the conveniently located and LEED-certified green Freeman Webb Building. Whether you're gearing up for a Baywatch reunion or seeking a temporary annulment of your mammal license, enter the state-of-the-art facilities to quickly turn an undesirable fur coat into a shiny, charming Members Only jacket. Call ahead to schedule an appointment.
Treatments are limited to the areas listed above.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 30, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. Not valid for legs, back, chest, Brazilian or arms. By appointment only, 24-hour cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.