Hair is like detailed knowledge of X-Files plotlines—though extremely useful, revealing too much of it in the wrong place can sink your social life. Today's Groupon abducts rogue hairs with technology invented by a shadowy group of elites known only as the Syndicate: for $99, you get three laser hair treatments for any body area you choose at TranquiLaser (a $297 value). A $50 physician's fee is required for all new clients before beginning treatments.
Once you're comfortably ensconced in TranquiLaser's remarkably smooth, hair-free chairs, the center's experienced and largely Death Star–trained laser technicians will begin de-werewolfing your face (such as the upper lip, chin, cheeks, or neck), smoothing out stubbled areas (underarms, bikini line, arms, or legs), or defuzzing your chest or back. Depending on fuzz factor, a laser hair treatment can last only a few minutes or a couple of hours and eventually produces more permanent results after several treatments (six to eight on average). The time you save on shaving, waxing, and tweezing can be better spent composing heartbreakingly poetic Facebook status updates, alphabetizing your sarcophagus collection, or shooing that flock of angry seagulls out of your kitchen.
Laser light is a quick, non-invasive, and effective method for removing unwanted hair. A long-pulse, high-energy laser emits a gentle beam of light that harmlessly passes through the skin and directly targets follicles, effectively treating unwanted hair. Unlike the lasers utilized by popular film hero and 2010 California gubernatorial hopeful Iron Man, these friendly beams are easy, comfortable, and treat hair follicles faster than other methods. Call ahead to schedule an appointment, and check out the answers to some common questions.
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TranquiLaser's technicians wield two all-important tools for efficient hair removal: Candela technology and trust. Typically, clients meet with the same technician for each of their visits, a practice that results in more personalized treatments and a more comfortable overall experience. And, because the center performs laser hair removal exclusively, every staff member has finely honed his or her skills. Their noninvasive service stops hair growth on any skin type by beaming heat into the follicle. Over the course of several treatments (six on average), the follicle shuts down, leaving areas such as bikini lines, underarms, and chins smoother than a marble statue of Casanova.
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