What You'll Get
Hair is like detailed knowledge of X-Files plot lines—though extremely useful, revealing too much of it in the wrong place can sink your social life. Today's Groupon abducts rogue hairs with technology invented by a shadowy group of elites known only as the Syndicate: for $99, you get six laser hair-removal treatments and one touchup treatment at TranquiLaser on West Hillsborough Avenue (up to a $1,325 value). Click here for a full list of treatment-area options.
TranquiLaser wraps tentative treatment seekers in comfort with soothing treatment rooms and experienced laser technicians. Patients can choose from a list of treatment areas as vast as their largest organ, including bikini, back of neck, underarms, toes, and chin. Depending on fuzz factor, a laser hair-removal treatment can last from a few minutes to around half an hour, and results become more permanent after several treatments. An average of six to eight sessions produces maximum root-killing results, saving you shaving time that can be better spent shooing flocks of angry seagulls out of your kitchen. An included touchup treatment ensures that any rogue follicle uprisings will be swiftly suppressed.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 16, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. New patients only. Must redeem first treatment by 10/16/11. By appointment only, treatments for multiple areas must be booked together. 24hr cancellation notice required. May combine Groupons toward upgrade. Gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
TranquiLaser's technicians wield two all-important tools for efficient hair removal: Candela technology and trust. Typically, clients meet with the same technician for each of their visits, a practice that results in more personalized treatments and a more comfortable overall experience. And, because the center performs laser hair removal exclusively, every staff member has finely honed his or her skills. Their noninvasive service stops hair growth on any skin type by beaming heat into the follicle. Over the course of several treatments (six on average), the follicle shuts down, leaving areas such as bikini lines, underarms, and chins smoother than a marble statue of Casanova.