What You'll Get
Light comes in many forms—be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign’s first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with today's Groupon: for $999, you get six Zerona treatments at Tranquil Waters Spa, Salon and Café in Seekonk (a $2,500 value).
Cascading waterfalls and soft amber lighting whisk passersby away from the noisy outdoors and into a soothing spa setting, where a highly trained staff helps to slim down physiques with Zerona’s FDA-approved cold-laser technology. During each session, clients relax beneath a beam-slinging apparatus for 40 minutes as it glides low-light lasers over their waistline, back, hips, and thighs, emulsifying adipose tissue so that fat can sneak its way out of the body. The disintegrated lipid deposits can then be absorbed by the body’s obsessively tidy lymphatic system and expelled through the body’s natural detoxification process and complex system of water-slides. The noninvasive treatment is designed to reduce corporeal circumferences by an average of 3.5 inches without requiring any recovery time.
Tranquil Waters’ specialists conduct each of the six lipid-languishing sessions within 72 hours of each other in a private treatment room over the span of two weeks. Patients can boost results with healthy eating habits, daily exercise, and regular hydration. Like sumo-wrestling costumes, caffeine and alcohol decrease the procedure’s potency. Though not included with this Groupon, Tranquil Waters recommends customers also purchase metabolic testing ($100) and Curva dietary supplement ($100) for optimal results.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 3, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Must activate by 5/3/12, sessions expire 2 weeks from activation. 24hr cancellation notice required. May redeem across visits. Metabolic testing and Curva dietary supplement not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.