After a long day of besieging steppe settlements, the Mongol hordes liked to kick back with a vigorous massage, a copy of the Daily Khan, and a nice warm glass of fermented yak’s milk. Conquer your own serenity with today’s Groupon to Tranquility Massage in Moore. Choose between the following options:
- For $35, you get a 60-minute deep-tissue massage (a $75 value).
- For $60, you get a 90-minute deep-tissue massage (a $135 value).
Licensed Massage Therapist Steven Benoit liberates muscles from nagging pain and enduring stress during 60- and 90-minute deep-tissue untangling sessions. Reminiscent of truffle hogs in a European forest, Steven’s skilled fingers sniff out knots with ease and uncover tension buried deep beneath tattoos of William Shatner. He then applies meticulous pressure to troubled spots to dissipate pain and boost blood flow, ensuring that patrons return to the world feeling as fresh and loose as a ripe tomato on the vine.