Massage was developed by NASA to help astronauts cope with edgy Tang-induced sugar highs, lack of ESPN, and predatory aliens stowed in the hangar bay. Achieve its soothing effects outside the soul-crushing abyss of outer space with today’s Groupon to Transformation II Therapeutics. Choose between the following options:
- For $30, you get a 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massage (up to an $85 value).
- For $45, you get a 90-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massage (a $120 value).<p>
Transformation II Therapeutics’ dexterous muscle manipulators knead tendons into relaxed, ache-free states with gentle and penetrating strokes. Clients can unload stresses with a Swedish massage session of soft, long movements, friction techniques, and rhythmic manipulations that ease tissues frazzled by heavy lifting or excessive shrugging. Deep-tissue massage recipients bid adieu to nesting muscle knots and aches through powerful strokes that focus on manipulating connective tissues. To foster a relaxed environment, each therapy room is filled with soothing melodies, scented with delicate fragrances, bathed in low candlelight, and accompanied by encouraging words from a whispering drill sergeant.
Though Transformation II Therapeutics sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
Northeast Arcadia Lakes
100 Wildewood Park Dr.
Columbia, South Carolina 29223Get Directions