60- or 90-Minute Swedish or Deep-Tissue Massage at Transformation II Therapeutics (Up to 65% Off)

Northeast Arcadia Lakes

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In a Nutshell

Massage therapist plucks discomfort from muscles with gentle, rhythmic strokes & deep kneads inside rooms bathed in candlelight

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Promotional value expires Jul 18, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Massage was developed by NASA to help astronauts cope with edgy Tang-induced sugar highs, lack of ESPN, and predatory aliens stowed in the hangar bay. Achieve its soothing effects outside the soul-crushing abyss of outer space with today’s Groupon to Transformation II Therapeutics. Choose between the following options:

  • For $30, you get a 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massage (up to an $85 value).
  • For $45, you get a 90-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massage (a $120 value).<p>

Transformation II Therapeutics’ dexterous muscle manipulators knead tendons into relaxed, ache-free states with gentle and penetrating strokes. Clients can unload stresses with a Swedish massage session of soft, long movements, friction techniques, and rhythmic manipulations that ease tissues frazzled by heavy lifting or excessive shrugging. Deep-tissue massage recipients bid adieu to nesting muscle knots and aches through powerful strokes that focus on manipulating connective tissues. To foster a relaxed environment, each therapy room is filled with soothing melodies, scented with delicate fragrances, bathed in low candlelight, and accompanied by encouraging words from a whispering drill sergeant.

Though Transformation II Therapeutics sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.

Customer Reviews

Marcus provided a wonderful massage experience.
Tameika C. · July 18, 2012
Very pleasant, positive experience.
Tenya J. · June 27, 2012
Thank you!
Jennifer H. · June 27, 2012
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    Northeast Arcadia Lakes

    100 Wildewood Park Dr.

    Columbia, South Carolina 29223

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