What You'll Get
Despite what everyone says, trees really do have feelings, as exemplified by their sappy tears and hysterical outbursts whenever someone lights the Yule log. Demonstrate goodwill toward tree-men this holiday season with today's Groupon: for $35, you get $70 worth of online merchandise from Tree Classics. In addition to always-free shipping, Tree Classics offers a 30-day return and exchange policy.
Tree Classics features a wide selection of artificial Christmas trees, with variations in width, height, weight, and type, as well as a Tree Selection Wizard to help pinpoint the perfect pseudo-tannenbaum. Pre-lit trees, such as the American sterling fir ($199.95 for 4.5') or the slim frosted alpine spruce ($69.95 for 4'), take the lighting legwork out of trimming, whereas revelers preferring to light their own trees can opt for a bare fir such as the ready-to-light deluxe evergreen ($189.95 for 6.5'). In addition to spruce-able spruces, Tree Classics boasts a large selection of wreaths, garlands, candleholders, and storage solutions to help deck the halls and leave every garlanded nook, holly-boughed cranny, and non-denominational crawlspace needle-free.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 24, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Must use in 1 order. Tax not included. Shipping included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.