Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Keep up the front with today's Groupon to Triba Clinic. Choose between the following options:
- For $22, you get an EB-Pro ion therapy foot bath (a $45 value).
- For $150, you get three SmoothShapes cellulite-reducing treatments (a $750 value).
The certified doctors and technicians at Triba Clinic detox and de-dent bodies with EB-Pro ion therapy foot baths and the noninvasive laser-powered SmoothShapes system. During the ionic foot bath, patients dip their peds into a soothing salt and mineral solution for roughly 20 minutes. A therapist then dips a detachable device called the "array" into the solution, which severs the bond between hydrogen and oxygen and creates an ionic charge designed to hustle loitering toxins out of the body where they can be safely relocated, rehabilitated, and re-employed as entertainment lawyers.
Utilizing a process called photomology, the SmoothShapes machine's diode laser pairs with LED energy to liquefy cell-bound fat noninvasively, sending it into intercellular space to be disposed of by the body's cleaning systems captained by microscopic William Shatners. While the laser does its work, vacuum and massage components manipulate treated tissue, stimulating the lymphatic system to further flush fat out of the body, leaving behind smoother, tighter-looking hindquarters.
Triba Health and Wellness Clinic
Triba Health and Wellness Clinic’s certified technicians streamline physiques and boost inner wellness with noninvasive treatments that combine space-age technology with ancient healing techniques.
Other technology-driven services include Zerona body-sculpting treatments – which liquefy subcutaneous fat so the body can more easily process it – and energy treatments that stimulate inflamed tissue and alleviate aches and pains. To complement their arsenal of high-tech procedures, technicians draw from traditional techniques as well, using acupuncture to combat allergies and chiropractic methods to trigger bodies’ self-healing abilities.
2720 S 114th St.
Omaha, Nebraska 68144