What You'll Get
Light comes in many forms—be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign’s first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with today’s Groupon to Triba Clinic. Choose between the following options:
- For $999, you get six Zerona treatments (a $2,000 value).
- For $1,100, you get nine Zerona treatments (a $2,500 value).
Under the expert guidance of Dr. Triba, the staff at Triba Clinic harnesses FDA-approved Zerona cold-laser technology, designed to reduce corporeal circumferences by 3.5 to 9 inches. During each session, clients relax beneath a beam-slinging apparatus for 40 minutes as it glides low-light lasers over their waistline, back, hips, and thighs, emulsifying adipose tissue so that fat can sneak its way out of the body. The disintegrated lipid depots can then be absorbed by the body’s obsessively tidy lymphatic system and expelled through the body’s natural detoxification process and complex system of water-slides. The noninvasive treatment does not require any recovery time.
Patients can boost results with healthy eating habits, daily exercise, and regular hydration. Like sumo-wrestling costumes, caffeine and alcohol decrease the procedure’s potency.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 21, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Must be 18 or older. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Triba Chiropractic Clinic
Triba Chiropractic Clinic’s certified technicians streamline physiques and boost inner wellness with noninvasive treatments that combine space-age technology with ancient healing techniques.
Other technology-driven services include Zerona body-sculpting treatments – which liquefy subcutaneous fat so the body can more easily process it – and energy treatments that stimulate inflamed tissue and alleviate aches and pains. To complement their arsenal of high-tech procedures, technicians draw from traditional techniques as well, using acupuncture to combat allergies and chiropractic methods to trigger bodies’ self-healing abilities.