What You'll Get
Like glaciers and tectonic plates, teeth are slowly yet surely on the move as they attempt to turn their host’s mouth into frozen tundra and then rip it apart like a bite-size Pangaea. Defeat devious teeth with today’s Groupon: for $2,999, you get a complete Invisalign treatment package at Tribeca Dental Care PC (up to a $7,980 value). The package includes:
- An examination (a $30 value)
- X-rays (a $100 value)
- Impressions (a $120 value)
- Up to 15 months of follow-up Invisalign care (up to a $7,730 value)<p>
Dr. Alla Dorfman and a team of trained tooth techs at Tribeca Dental Care PC straighten crooked chompers with Invisalign, a combination of highly advanced, 3-D computer graphics and the spells of old-fashioned orthodontia. The Invisalign process eschews cumbersome braces for clear, removable aligners that are virtually invisible to the unclothed eye. An initial 30-minute exam, including x-rays and impressions of your mouth terrain, paves the way for a flurry of calibrated teeth sheaths that are designed to slowly shift walnut crackers into perfect alignment. View Invisalign information here.
Depending on the client’s teeth, as few as 12 or as many as 48 separate aligners will need to be worn during a period of 6–15 months before the straightening effect finally self-actuates in a sudden burst of pink smoke and slobber. Aligners are only removed when eating, brushing, flossing, or modeling a finely clenched jaw.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 21, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. Limit 1 per visit. 24 hr cancellation notice or $75 fee may apply. New clients only. May redeem across visits. Consultation required; non-candidates refunded. Treatment is non-transferable. Must redeem consultation and impression by Feb 15. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.